F*#&%&*#*$=

I realize that nobody will believe me when I say this (I barely believe myself), but I had penned a decently well-formed riposte to wheat thin's love letter to baseball yesterday when Firefox locked up on me (which it has been doing with some regularity since I downloaded 1.5). So, no dice on that--I've exerted all my energy and now all I can share are these three sweet little gems from Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendencies:

Movies That Won't Be Shown on the Lifetime Network
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Things Not Overheard at a Conceptual-Art Gallery Opening
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State Songs If They All Suggested the Apathy of Idaho's "Here We Have Idaho."

(More enjoyable lists here.)